Drillbit Taylor

Ryan, Wade and Emmit attend their first day at high school and they're pumped...until they meet up with Filkins, a school bully who comes off like a little Hannibal Lecter. Before they become completely engulfed in Filkin's reign of terror, they seek out some protection by placing an ad in Soldier of Fortune magazine. Their best response - and the cheapest - comes from Drillbit Taylor (Wilson), a down-on-his luck soldeir of fortune who lives a homeless - he likes to say 'home free' - existence on the beach. He enrolls them in some physical and mental training.